I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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