Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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