fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I had to cum in my sink.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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