Ambien. No doubt about it.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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