Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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