I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
