Christians are straight up FREAKS
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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