So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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