Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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