Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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