Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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