I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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