How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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