Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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