is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I can't turn off my feet"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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