Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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