windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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