Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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