you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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