I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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