Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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