Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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