if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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