When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My dick has a subreddit
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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