did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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