Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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