i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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