new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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