Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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