Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
If its not for food we ain't going out.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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