Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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