I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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