Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize