He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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