we have officially lost it.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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