That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
