I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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