I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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