I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
