Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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