I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Sponge bath it is.
I just threw up on my dentist
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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