Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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