i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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