I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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