Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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