Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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