Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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