At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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