Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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