when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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