Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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